Haven't had one this wacky in awhile...
The beginning is less clear. So I'm in a mall type place, running around, climbing things, having fun...I get to some office part with lots of elevators and there's some dancing around to avoid being seen by the office workers/ogres or whatever they are. I don't see them because I'm avoiding them, but I get the idea they're ogres.
I get stuck because I'm on a higher floor than I thought and the elevators are like video game elevators, they only go down like one floor at a time, then you have to find a new one. I finally find my way back to the main mall and then skedaddle out of the place, being chased by an obnoxious bunch of teenagers, including a girl who keeps mocking me for some reason. Some construction workers decide to come help me out and they start beating the shit out of the girl. I try to help the girl, but she keeps on making fun of me anyway.
So I run off, and now I'm running around the outside of the mall, climbing, jumping, etc., and I come across one of my students. He asks if he can go with me, because we're still kinda escaping something or other. He's a bit dopey, but I let him come. Well, almost as soon as he joins me we see this gigantic, feathery prehistoric bird flying around and it lands on a fence on an enclosure where its nest seems to be. Its as big as an ostrich, covered in feathers, and has a mouth the size of a crocodile or bigger with lots of teeth.
I'm trying to be like, "Hey, Max, check out this bird, but he's already well behind and he's making calls to the bird. I try to tell him to stop, because giant, prehistoric birds are clearly not to be toyed with, but he won't listen. So I basically have to go back and drag Max away, but he's still making calls and the bird starts following us.
There's nothing around to use as a weapon except this flimsy, small soccer goal, so I carry that along with us and when the bird gets too close I smack it with the goal. Pretty soon it starts to realize that I can't hurt it. By this point, Jane Lynch (as Sue Sylvester, from Glee), is nearby and heckling us; I guess its her bird, and there's no way to get it to go away without killing one of us.
I tell Max to run off ahead, and I still try to keep the bird at bay, but I know its no use, so I give in, but only on the condition that Jane Lynch let me check on Max. She agrees, and I start to go, but then she lamentably tells me, sorry, Max already got eaten. I think he was eaten by the bird, but there was also apparently involvement from some miniature zombies, Jane Says.
There's nothing left of Max but scrapings. I get furious, grab a hammer, and utterly wreck Jane Lynch until she's a puddle of goo. There're some miniature zombies there. Either they were in her head or on her key chain, but either way, I hammer them into little red bits.
Then I woke up.
